Jane and the Giant Poop First Ed

Jane and the Giant Poop  First Ed Author Suzanne Schlosberg
ISBN-10 0990877442
Year 2017-04-01
Pages
Language en
Publisher
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Jane hasn't been her sunny self lately.After her giant poop clogs the toilet andshe visits Dr. Pooper, her belly stopsaching and her poop turns to mush.Now, the toilet will flush!

The Unmentionables

The Unmentionables Author Bruce Norris
ISBN-10 9780810125841
Year 2009-04-27
Pages 131
Language en
Publisher Northwestern University Press
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Set in western equatorial Africa, The Unmentionables opens with a pugnacious monologue warning the audience to get out while they still have a chance to do something really fun - like watch cable television. Those who resist this directive are treated to a biting satire featuring four Americans hoping to "do good in the world": a young Christian missionary and his ex-fiancee, a disenchanted Hollywood actress, and an aging, wealthy businessman and his desperately lonely wife. A fire set at the missionary's home ignites a night of painful disillusionment, as their notions of how to help the locals are exploded by the realities of money, power, and politics. The stakes rise steadily until they are forced to confront the question of the value of a single life.

Mookie s World

Mookie   s World Author Jane McMurtry, EdD
ISBN-10 9781458213525
Year 2014-02-10
Pages 32
Language en
Publisher AbbottPress
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Ever wonder what it would be like to be a dog? Well, meet Mookie, the newest canine arrival to the literary scene. She’s cute, smart, and sassy. Learning to adapt to the world in her first year of life, she takes us on a comedic journey through house-breaking, holidays, grooming, living with a little sister she really didn’t want – and so much more. Curious and energetic, she has a penchant for getting into trouble and then using her cuteness to wiggle her way out. Mookie’s stories will make you smile and sometimes even laugh out loud. For anyone who has ever owned a dog or for anyone who enjoys a good chuckle, this book is for you.

The Worst Date Ever

The Worst Date Ever Author Jane Bussmann
ISBN-10 9780230741959
Year 2009-07-03
Pages
Language en
Publisher Pan Macmillan
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When scriptwriter Jane Bussmann (South Park, The Fast Show, Brass Eye and Smack the Pony) moved to Hollywood, it was supposed to be the start of something better. But a day job interviewing Paris, Britney and Co. left her trapped in the Golden Age of Stupid. Then she saw a photograph of John Prendergast in Vanity Fair. His day job was ending war. He was also extremely attractive. Jane 'may have inferred she was a Foreign Correspondent', because suddenly she found herself on route to Africa on the trail of this modern-day Indiana Jones. There was one problem: when she got to Uganda John had left. Alone in a war-torn country, appalled by 25,000 child abductions, Jane must investigate the war crime of the century – to make John fancy her. Combining a maverick heroine, an idealist hero, comic disasters and moving tragedy, this is brilliant storytelling by a hugely talented writer. ‘Jane Bussmann’s romantic odyssey from Hollywood to Uganda is the funniest thing we’ve ever read.’ Instyle Hot List ‘a marvellously maverick approach to the investigation of war crimes.’ Marie Claire Five Stars ‘Imagine The Last King of Scotland written by Shazzer from Bridget Jones’s Diary, and you’d still only get halfway to appreciating Jane Bussmann’s funny, incongruous and artlessly perceptive account... this is one of the funniest books I've read for a long while' The Sunday Times 'hilarious and heart-wrenching' The Spectator

Black Lung

Black Lung Author Joshua Dobson
ISBN-10
Year 2014-11-07
Pages
Language en
Publisher Comet Press
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(WARNING: Contains Explicit Sexual Content) Length: Novelette After nubile young Gretchen is picked up at the bus station by an attractive older woman, she soon finds herself esconced in a palatial mansion with a seemingly unlimited supply of fine sinsemilla and all the weird rich people food she can eat. Gretchen knows her rent and board will be taken out of her supple young body, but little does she suspect how much of it her gorgeous patron will seek to claim. ----------- SeX Files, a Comet Press imprint, is an independent publisher of high heat erotica Visit SeX Files on the web at sexfiles.cometpress.us Follow SeX Files on Twitter and Facebook twitter.com/sexxxfiles facebook.com/sexfileserotica Visit Comet Press on the web at: www.cometpress.us Follow Comet Press on twitter and facebook: twitter.com/cometpress facebook.com/cometpress

Black Wine

Black Wine Author Candas Jane Dorsey
ISBN-10 9781927400357
Year 2013-10-01
Pages 306
Language en
Publisher Five Rivers Chapmanry
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Winner of the James Tiptree, Jr. Award, Crawford Award, and Prix Aurora Award. An old woman hangs in a cage; a young woman slaves on a rich lord's estate. How does a woman discover and assert her identity in a primeval, barbaric world? From slave dens to merchant cities to isolated mountains, Candas Jane Dorsey's novel is a powerful exploration of gender, identity, and freedom.

Dino Poop

Dino Poop Author Jane Hammerslough
ISBN-10 0439852781
Year 2006
Pages 96
Language en
Publisher Tangerine Press
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Explains ways in which scientists discover information about prehistoric animals, such as through coprolites, amber, frozen remains, and remains found in bogs, and includes related activities.

Darm mit Charme

Darm mit Charme Author Giulia Enders
ISBN-10 9783843707114
Year 2014-02-28
Pages 288
Language de
Publisher Ullstein eBooks
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Der Millionen-Bestseller jetzt aktualisiert — mit einem Zusatzkapitel über neue wissenschaftliche Erkenntnisse Unser Darm ist ein fabelhaftes Wesen voller Sensibilität, Verantwortung und Leistungsbereitschaft. Wenn man ihn gut behandelt, bedankt er sich dafür. Das tut jedem gut: Der Darm trainiert zwei Drittel unseres Immunsystems. Aus Brötchen oder Tofu-Wurst beschafft er unserem Körper die Energie zum Leben. Und er hat das größte Nervensystem nach dem Gehirn. Allergien, unser Gewicht und eben auch unsere Gefühlswelt sind eng mit unserm Bauch verknüpft. In diesem Buch erklärt die junge Wissenschaftlerin Giulia Enders, was die medizinische Forschung Neues bietet und wie wir mit diesem Wissen unseren Alltag besser machen können. Die dazu gehörigen Illustrationen stammen aus der Feder ihrer Schwester Jill. Die aktualisierte Neuauflage wird um ein Kapitel ergänzt: Die Schwestern Enders geben hier ein Update zu neuen Forschungsergebnissen und der Welt der Mikroben.

Take Another Look

Take Another Look Author Rosalind Noonan
ISBN-10 9781617733260
Year 2015-04-28
Pages 352
Language en
Publisher Kensington
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When Jane Ryan discovers she's pregnant with twin girls, she faces a heart wrenching decision. On her own and unable to afford to care for both babies, she sees no choice but to keep one and give up the other for adoption. But fourteen years later, Jane's decision comes full circle. "Family is everything." It's one of the first things Isabel, the twin Jane gave up, says when they unexpectedly meet. Without warning, she and her adoptive mother have moved to the town where Jane and her daughter, Harper, live. But are they really family? In the throes of a willful adolescence, Harper is as sullen as Isabel is eager to please. Still, the sisters appear to bond quickly--until unsettling things begin to happen. Disturbing pranks, questionable accidents, strange ailments. Are the girls allies, or enemies? Is Harper acting out, or is Isabel not all she seems? Soon, Jane is convinced there is something darker at work than sibling rivalry. But who is to blame, and is this only the beginning? In a novel that is both suspenseful and deeply emotional, Rosalind Noonan explores the complex challenges of motherhood, and of truly knowing what lies in another's heart--even those we love best.

Doktor Proktors Pupspulver

Doktor Proktors Pupspulver Author Jo Nesbø
ISBN-10 9783401800813
Year 2012-07-01
Pages 230
Language de
Publisher Arena Verlag GmbH
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Doktor Proktor ist ein verrückter Professor. Na ja, beinahe vielleicht - eigentlich ist er ein genialer Erfinder! Es wird schließlich nicht alle Tage ein Pupspulver erfunden, das man sogar als Raketenstarthilfe an die NASA verkaufen könnte. Davon sind zumindest Bulle und Lise fest überzeugt! Wären da bloß nicht die fiesen Zwillinge Truls und Trym, die sich das Pupspulver unter den Nagel reißen wollen.

Kubrick s Total Cinema

Kubrick s Total Cinema Author Philip Kuberski
ISBN-10 9781441149565
Year 2012-08-09
Pages 208
Language en
Publisher Bloomsbury Publishing USA
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Whatever people think about Kubrick's work, most would agree that there is something distinctive, even unique, about the films he made: a coolness, an intellectual clarity, a critical edginess, and finally an intractable ambiguity. In an attempt to isolate the Kubrick difference, this book treats Kubrick's films to a conceptual and formal analysis rather than a biographical and chronological survey. As Kubrick's cinema moves between the possibilities of human transcendence dramatized in 2001: A Space Odyssey and the dismal limitations of human nature exhibited in A Clockwork Orange, the filmmaker's style "de-realizes" cinematic realism while, paradoxically, achieving an unprecedented frankness of vision and documentary and technical richness. The result is a kind of vertigo: the audience is made aware of both the de-realized and the realized nature of cinema. As opposed to the usual studies providing a summary and commentary of individual films, this will be the first to provide an analysis of the "elements" of Kubrick's total cinema.

Saint Norman

Saint Norman Author Thomas Aiello
ISBN-10 9780595258529
Year 2002
Pages 260
Language en
Publisher iUniverse
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Ruth Messier had been sitting in a special care hospital strapped to a chair for twenty-five years. She couldn't see or hear. She couldn't smell or taste or feel. She had no arms and no legs. Ruth Messier was a bowling ball. Unbeknownst to the torso, a gun-toting teenager killed fourteen patrons of the Thrifty Mart, a gas station just across the street from Ruth's special care hospital. At the same time, a woman ran out on her alcoholic boyfriend and their two cats. Enter Saint Norman, the patron saint of bowling balls. Saint Norman, looking down on the Lanes of Life from his snack bar in the sky. From the author of Womb of Monsters comes a hilarious satirical novel where saints play poker, trees are used to communicate with the dead, and nurses have ninja ability. In this new work, Thomas Aiello takes on religious dogma, the judicial system, and the media as events quickly spiral to a dramatic conclusion. Saint Norman is tragicomedy at its finest.

See You in September

See You in September Author Katherine Applegate
ISBN-10 0380780887
Year 1995-09-01
Pages 161
Language en
Publisher Flare
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Four teen summer romances follow themes of first kisses, sunsets at the beach, love at first sight, and more, and include the writings of Katherine Applegate, Ellen Conford, Alane Ferguson, and Lee Wardlaw. Original.